‘Westworld’ Broke Every Major TV-Sex Boundary in One Episode: That Orgy, Necrophilia and More!

Move over, Game of Thrones: The newest, nakedest, most boundary-pushing sex on television isn't happening in Westeros anymore. The new sheriff in TV Sex Town is Westworld, where the West seems to be getting wilder ever week, if you know what we're saying. In its latest episode alone, the HBO sci-fi drama pushed every sex envelope in the book, including the most impressive instance of penis-freeing we've ever seen onscreen.

In case you blinked at the wrong moment (or in the case of the aforementioned scene, chose entirely the wrong two minutes to microwave a bag of popcorn), we've rounded up the three most remarkable, sexy moments from the October 30 episode, entitled "Contrapasso."

Hey, Goldmember!

Prestige television is no stranger to group sex scenes (we're looking at you, GoT), but Westworld went the extra mile with this megapopulated, gold-painted orgy at which William (Jimmi Simpson), Logan (Ben Barnes) and Dolores (Evan Rachel Wood) were guests. In addition to probably breaking some sort of record for the sheer amount of sex being depicted at one time, this scene seems to clear up the question of whether the robots at Westworld ever get busy with each other just for funzies; with all the naked bodies in that room, there was definitely some android-on-android action happening.

Evan Rachel Wood and Jimmi Simpson
Evan Rachel Wood and Jimmi Simpson in 'Westworld.' John P. Johnson/HBO

Enter the necro-perv.

Not all the boundaries Westworld pushes are fun ones, and this look at the dirty doings in the park's basement underbelly was as gross as it gets. Turns out, one of those techs in the hazmat suits has been having his way with the sleeping robots before he cleaned them up (bad), or possibly afterward (worse). You might think that the fact that the hosts aren't actually human would make this whole thing less disgusting, but you would be wrong. Ew, ew, ew.

And, yes, they freed the penis.

Thanks to the equal-opportunity nudity practiced in Westworld's basement lab, we've seen a handful of packages flash across the screen already — but in this case, we're talking about much more than a flash, and also, uh, much more than a handful. The most impressive wiener in Westworld belongs to a robot named Bart, who was back in the shop for a recalibration of his spatial-awareness skills. And considering how the internet reacted to his appearance onscreen (i.e., take the reaction to Orlando Bloom's naked paddleboarding pics and multiply it by a million), nobody would be complaining if Bart were to become a regular feature. Or the star of his own show.

Tell Us: What did you think of Westworld's orgy?

Westworld airs on HBO Sundays at 9 p.m. ET.  

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