Video: Millionaire Matchmaker: What Jessica Simpson Needs to Do to Find Love
Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger is ready to match up such single celebs as Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston and Kate Gosselin.
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The Bravo reality star predicts that the mother of eight children "might meet her man this year in Hollywood." Who? Watch the fun video above to find out.
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Stanger -- whose new book, Become Your Own Matchmaker, is on shelves now -- also knows how to cure Simpson and Aniston of their bad boyfriend past. She wants to put them in "singles bootcamp" with John Mayer, Jon Gosselin and John Edwards.
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"If you're a John, you're a douche," she warns.
Why does she think Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie work as a couple? See what Stanger says about their "push-and-pull relationship" -- plus, see who Stanger thinks Bachelor Jake Pavelka should have ended up with and find out why Kate Hudson needs to meet Jake Gyllenhaal!
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41I watched until she couldn't pronounce Jake Gyllenhaal's name right. Wow that was off! Shouldn't she know a name first? Has anyone seen an episode where she has been successful at matchmaking? I haven't.
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I think she means Kate Gosselin will find herself a sugar daddy so she can continue her extragant lifestyle without getting a job.
that's one big booty.
that's one big booty.
those Just Jared photos taken at her latest Letterman appearance show just how FAT she has become, Jessica is frankly a BEACHED WHALE.
those Just Jared photos taken at her latest Letterman appearance show just how FAT she has become, Jessica is frankly a BEACHED WHALE.
those Just Jared photos taken at her latest Letterman appearance show just how FAT she has become, Jessica is frankly a BEACHED WHALE.
JESSICA DONT NEED TO FIND LOVE, LOVE SOPPOSED TO COME TO HER. N STOP DATING MAN SLUD BECAUSE SHES AT A POINT WERE SHES GETTING OLDER N I KNOW SHE WOULD WANT KIDS OF HER OWN. MAYBE SHE DOES NEED A MILLION AIRE, BUT A GOOD LOOKING ONE. LIKE THOUGH LOVE THOSE GUYS LOOK HANDSOME..... SO GOOD LUCK SINCE LOVE DONT SEEM TO COME.
JESSICA DONT NEED TO FIND LOVE, LOVE SOPPOSED TO COME TO HER. N STOP DATING MAN SLUD BECAUSE SHES AT A POINT WERE SHES GETTING OLDER N I KNOW SHE WOULD WANT KIDS OF HER OWN. MAYBE SHE DOES NEED A MILLION AIRE, BUT A GOOD LOOKING ONE. LIKE THOUGH LOVE THOSE GUYS LOOK HANDSOME..... SO GOOD LUCK SINCE LOVE DONT SEEM TO COME.
JESSICA DONT NEED TO FIND LOVE, LOVE SOPPOSED TO COME TO HER. N STOP DATING MAN SLUD BECAUSE SHES AT A POINT WERE SHES GETTING OLDER N I KNOW SHE WOULD WANT KIDS OF HER OWN. MAYBE SHE DOES NEED A MILLION AIRE, BUT A GOOD LOOKING ONE. LIKE THOUGH LOVE THOSE GUYS LOOK HANDSOME..... SO GOOD LUCK SINCE LOVE DONT SEEM TO COME.
JESSICA DONT NEED TO FIND LOVE, LOVE SOPPOSED TO COME TO HER. N STOP DATING MAN SLUD BECAUSE SHES AT A POINT WERE SHES GETTING OLDER N I KNOW SHE WOULD WANT KIDS OF HER OWN. MAYBE SHE DOES NEED A MILLION AIRE, BUT A GOOD LOOKING ONE. LIKE THOUGH LOVE THOSE GUYS LOOK HANDSOME..... SO GOOD LUCK SINCE LOVE DONT SEEM TO COME.
JESSICA DONT NEED TO FIND LOVE, LOVE SOPPOSED TO COME TO HER. N STOP DATING MAN SLUD BECAUSE SHES AT A POINT WERE SHES GETTING OLDER N I KNOW SHE WOULD WANT KIDS OF HER OWN. MAYBE SHE DOES NEED A MILLION AIRE, BUT A GOOD LOOKING ONE. LIKE THOUGH LOVE THOSE GUYS LOOK HANDSOME..... SO GOOD LUCK SINCE LOVE DONT SEEM TO COME.
JESSICA DONT NEED TO FIND LOVE, LOVE SOPPOSED TO COME TO HER. N STOP DATING MAN SLUD BECAUSE SHES AT A POINT WERE SHES GETTING OLDER N I KNOW SHE WOULD WANT KIDS OF HER OWN. MAYBE SHE DOES NEED A MILLION AIRE, BUT A GOOD LOOKING ONE. LIKE THOUGH LOVE THOSE GUYS LOOK HANDSOME..... SO GOOD LUCK SINCE LOVE DONT SEEM TO COME.
JESSICA DONT NEED TO FIND LOVE, LOVE SOPPOSED TO COME TO HER. N STOP DATING MAN HORSE BECAUSE SHES AT A POINT WERE SHES GETTING OLDER N I KNOW SHE WOULD WANT KIDS OF HER OWN. MAYBE SHE DOES NEED A MILLION AIRE, BUT A GOOD LOOKING ONE. LIKE THOUGH LOVE THOSE GUYS LOOK HANDSOME..... SO GOOD LUCK SINCE LOVE DONT SEEM TO COME.
JESSICA DONT NEED TO FIND LOVE, LOVE SOPPOSED TO COME TO HER. N STOP DATING MAN HORSE BECAUSE SHES AT A POINT WERE SHES GETTING OLDER N I KNOW SHE WOULD WANT KIDS OF HER OWN. MAYBE SHE DOES NEED A MILLION AIRE, BUT A GOOD LOOKING ONE. LIKE THOUGH LOVE THOSE GUYS LOOK HANDSOME..... SO GOOD LUCK SINCE LOVE DONT SEEM TO COME.
JESSICA DONT NEED TO FIND LOVE, LOVE SOPPOSED TO COME TO HER. N STOP DATING MAN HORSE BECAUSE SHES AT A POINT WERE SHES GETTING OLDER N I KNOW SHE WOULD WANT KIDS OF HER OWN. MAYBE SHE DOES NEED A MILLION AIRE, BUT A GOOD LOOKING ONE. LIKE THOUGH LOVE THOSE GUYS LOOK HANDSOME..... SO GOOD LUCK SINCE LOVE DONT SEEM TO COME.
JESSICA DONT NEED TO FIND LOVE, LOVE SOPPOSED TO COME TO HER. N STOP DATING MAN HORSE BECAUSE SHES AT A POINT WERE SHES GETTING OLDER N I KNOW SHE WOULD WANT KIDS OF HER OWN. MAYBE SHE DOES NEED A MILLION AIRE, BUT A GOOD LOOKING ONE. LIKE THOUGH LOVE THOSE GUYS LOOK HANDSOME..... SO GOOD LUCK SINCE LOVE DONT SEEM TO COME.
JESSICA DONT NEED TO FIND LOVE, LOVE SOPPOSED TO COME TO HER. N STOP DATING MAN HORSE BECAUSE SHES AT A POINT WERE SHES GETTING OLDER N I KNOW SHE WOULD WANT KIDS OF HER OWN. MAYBE SHE DOES NEED A MILLION AIRE, BUT A GOOD LOOKING ONE. LIKE THOUGH LOVE THOSE GUYS LOOK HANDSOME..... SO GOOD LUCK SINCE LOVE DONT SEEM TO COME.
JESSICA DONT NEED TO FIND LOVE, LOVE SOPPOSED TO COME TO HER. N STOP DATING MAN HORSE BECAUSE SHES AT A POINT WERE SHES GETTING OLDER N I KNOW SHE WOULD WANT KIDS OF HER OWN. MAYBE SHE DOES NEED A MILLION AIRE, BUT A GOOD LOOKING ONE. LIKE THOUGH LOVE THOSE GUYS LOOK HANDSOME..... SO GOOD LUCK SINCE LOVE DONT SEEM TO COME.