Ben Flajnik's got nothing on firefighter Mark Orlando.

In the trailer for new web series Burning Love--a spot-on Bachelor parody--Orlando (played by Ken Marino) is a little more honest than most dating show contestants about his quest for romance.

"I know I have a lot to give to a partner," Orlando tells the show's host, played by Michael Ian Black. "I just want someone to give it to . . .every night. And in the morning. And sometimes in the shower."

In addition to poking fun at narcissistic past Bachelors, the series also makes fun of the females vying for the bachelor's attention. The women in the group go to crazy lengths to make sure they stand out--and shriek every time he walks into a room.

In her confessional, a homeless contestant (played by Malin Akerman) admits she's just "looking to park my heart somewhere. Preferably somewhere with running water."

Click to watch the hilarious trailer for the star-studded series, which also features Adam Scott, Jake Pavelka, Kristen Bell, Ben Stiller, and Christine Taylor.