Channing Tatum Gets Lost in Matt Bomer's Eyes, Calls His Thing "Gilbert," and More Amazing Revelations From His Hilarious Reddit AMA

Channing Tatum just did the best Reddit AMA ever -- read through it here Credit: Claudette Barius/Warner Bros.

“F—ken hell…he’s answering s—t honestly? Respect” — that is how one commenter perfectly summed up Channing Tatum’s amazingly honest and hilarious Reddit Ask Me Anything on Wednesday, June 17.

The Magic Mike XXL actor, who did the Reddit in part for the Omaze campaign, not only disclosed the pet name for his junk, but admitted that he was a terrible actor in Step Up and he recommends you fast-forward to the dancing. Oh, and he also gets lost in Matt Bomer’s eyes too.

Jenna Dewan Tatum’s hubby’s AMA might be the best thing we’ve read all week. See below for 12 of the best revelations that came from it, and forever #TeamChanning.

sushisection: Does your penis have a nickname?

ChanningTatumHere: Gilbert.

A_woods724: If I got to meet you can I grab your ass and touch your abs?

ChanningTatumHere: You'd have to ask my wife. I'm fine with you grabbing my ass. But you'd have to ask her and it depends on her mood. And you can touch my ab, I only have one right now. If you're into that kind of thing. I'm all for it. Click here to touch my ab. http://omaze.com/magic

fredfenster: How long did that "hahahahahahaa" email take to type?

ChanningTatumHere: I'm sure exactly how long. I hit the h and a for a long time before I realized I could copy and paste. I'm not the most tech savvy person around but it did become a lot easier and faster.

emtkidder: You can only bring three things to an island for the rest of your life. What are they and why?

ChanningTatumHere: How about a magical seashell that's always filled with bourbon. And I would like magical palm tree that had a lot of shade with instead of coconuts there's just peanut butter jelly sandwiches with cheetos underneath. And my wife that is always happy and possibly naked.

ryangoslingfan: Do you ever get lost looking into Matt bomer's eyes?

ChanningTatumHere: absof———klutely. no matter if you're a man, woman, cat, hamster, you will get lost in matt bomer's eyes. I don't know what they are made of outside of dreams and rainbows and amazingness but it truly doesn't matter. And when he sings. It's like god gave with both hands and then grew a third hand and graced him with more. he's crazy talented.

cleopatraeg: do you do full frontal in magic mike xxl? asking for a friend

ChanningTatumHere: haha "for a friend" I do not do full frontal but i can promise you when you're standing in front of a bunch of people in a very small thong it doesn't leave a lot to the imagination. Your "friend" should be happy.

Buxbaum89: How many times is too many times to see Step Up? I think I may have a problem.

ChanningTatumHere: Hahahahaha! I guess you need to see it as many times as it takes you to realize how bad my acting is in it. And fast forward to the dancing parts after that.

bristolgal08: Hi changing, my question is do you have a favourite Disney character?

ChanningTatumHere: I like the broom from Fantasia.

HauschkasFoot: Would you rather fight a Danny Devito sized John Stamos or a John Stamos sized Danny Devito? You're both naked.

ChanningTatumHere: Can i just fight a Danny devito sized Danny Devito because I think I could take him and I would be on top or I could just use him as a spinner as I'm assuming we're going to have sex after we fight if we're naked. 

sleepingwithyourmom: If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself? Also, what is it like to work with Jonah Hill?

ChanningTatumHere: Hahahahaha what!

That's like a psychological profiling question. Yeah, why not. I like to eat. Let's just be real about it.

Jonah is one of those people who if you just sit back and just watch him you in no way shape or form can understand how he's doing what he's doing. He's the fastest most quickest wittiest person I've ever met. And I think people when they think of comedic actors they forget that they are people with a point of view and experiences and depth. And Jonah is one of the most sensitive and deep people i know. And that's why I think he can be a comedic actor and a deep actor asd well.

PugsDerpHarderThanU: Jupiter Ascending? What was that?

ChanningTatumHere: Great question. I have the same one to myself.

And, best of all…

NeoPhalanx: Hello Channing Tatum! This is something I've always wanted clarified since it happened...were you ever in Sea-Tac airport at the Chili's restaurant looking for a beer but IDless? I was the one working there who had to make the difficult decision as to whether we could serve you or not.

It all ended with a picture of you giving each of us a peck on the cheek, myself included. It's still one of my favorite stories to tell so I hope I wasn't just duped by a very convincing look-alike.

ChanningTatumHere: That absolute was me. Because I love Chili's. And no one believed me that i got into an airport without my id. I just wanted a beer and some chicken crisps, and i actually couldn't get either of them for a while, because i remember you guys didn't have chicken crisps either! what's a Chili's without chicken crisps?