Overshare alert! Jenni "JWoww" Farley has revealed that her body is feeling the aftereffects of baby Meilani's very speedy delivery, and despite fiance Roger Mathews' requests, there will be no sex anytime soon!
Talking to HuffPost Live to promote her new horror comedy film Jersey Shore Massacre, Farley was typically outspoken about her experiences of birth and how it's put her off sex for at least "a year or two."
"My birth was god-awful," the former Jersey Shore star admitted, explaining she was between epidurals and on her own in the delivery room with her partner Mathews when little Meilani decided to enter the world. "She walked out, she ran out! She took everything with her and I felt it all," the new mom recalled. "It was the worst pain in the world. I'm so scared to get pregnant again."
Explaining that at five weeks post-birth, she's still under doctor’s orders to abstain, JWoww revealed she's not even planning to return to a normal sex life once the doctors give her the all clear.
"My vagina's back to normal," she said frankly. "[But] it's like virgin status. [Roger]'s like, 'Come on!' I'm like, 'No, I was stitched, you've got to wait!'" she said, laughing.
"I haven't even looked yet," she added. "I'm not going to have sex for another year or two."
It's not the first time JWoww has offered TMI about her sex life. Back in April the reality TV star revealed a low-lying placenta meant she and Mathews were under doctor's orders to avoid sex.
"I literally burst out laughing hysterically," Farley wrote on her website at the time, about the doctor's prescription for abstinence. "Roger swears I paid him to say [it]. So now no sex for a month!!!"