Get it straight: John Mayer didn't smooch another guy at a gay club.
The singer, 31, took to his Twitter page to clarify tumors.
Mayer - who once locked lips with celeb blogger Perez Hilton - then added, "I don't like the story painting gays as unable to control themselves. Found the crowd even more respectful than in a straight club. You know who the most flamboyant crowd is? Straight, drunk girls. They're like a bunch of little Charles Nelson Reillys."
The new Us Weekly (on newsstands now) reports that the singer has gotten back together with Jennifer Aniston, with whom he first split in August 2008 only to reunite months later. They called it quits (again) this past March.
For all the juicy details of Aniston and Mayer's secret meetups, why their friends don't approve of their reconciliation and whether they'll last this time, pick up the new issue of Us Weekly today.