Don't expect a Jessica Simpson-sized circus for Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher's wedding. Perhaps, much like Mila's pregnancy and engagement, we won't even hear about it until months after it's happened (if it hasn't happened already…).
The 30-year-old actress, who is expecting her first child with Kutcher this year, dished that when she's ready to say "I do" it won't be in front of a crowd.
"I never wanted to get married. From the age of 12, I prepared my parents for no marriage," she revealed in the August issue of W magazine. "Then things changed — I found the love of my life. Now my theory on weddings is: Don't invite anyone. Do it privately and secretly. My parents are okay with that. They're just excited that I said yes."
This level of secrecy should come as no surprise. The notoriously private pair were engaged for two months before officially announcing the news. "We were able to keep this private for two months — two months without anybody knowing. I think everybody assumed we've been engaged for so long that I was wearing the ring in public for two months," Kunis revealed on The Ellen DeGeneres Show on May 9. The Jupiter Ascending star also joked that, bump aside, she was also able to keep her pregnancy under wraps for quite a while. "We were able to hide it for a very long time."
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Hiding details from the public may be par for the course for the couple even though much of their relationship has largely been in the public eye. Kunis even admitted that finding the love of her life wasn't particularly difficult, especially since she practically grew up in front of Kutcher's eyes on their hit Fox show. She snagged a role as uppity Jackie Burkhart on the sitcom at the ripe age of 14 years old.
"My first real kiss ever was with him on the show. Not only did it introduce me to my fiancé," Kunis said, "but I'm so grateful that all my mistakes are recorded for posterity. … I went through everything embarrassing that a girl can go through in front of my fiancé. There’s no question that he's seen the worst. I find that comforting."
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While Kunis seems to think she went through an awkward phase, the photos in the magazine spread suggest otherwise. The mama-to-be looks stunning in the shots in an embellished black jumper and black heels with screw-like details. On the cover, the brunette babe channeled her 1970s alter ego with teased tresses, cat eye make-up, and nude kissable lips.
Needless to say, Kutcher is pretty lucky that he'll get to call Kunis his wife. And let’s hope that when they do become Mr. and Mrs. that Kutcher, he brings out his dancing skills. The Punk'd creator showed off his smooth moves with a dance routine at a pal's wedding at the Borgo Egnazia Resort in Savelletri di Fasano, Italy, on Saturday. The funny guy wore traditional Indian attire and donned an embroidered aquamarine kurta, a flowing white dhoti, and a burgundy turban as he entertained guests with a theatrical Bollywood-style performance alongside a female dancer. Kunis remained seated as her future hubby wowed the crowd with his moves, which included a big lift.
While Kunis says she wants a private wedding, let's hope that there are at least a couple shots of Kutcher twirling her around a dance floor.