Write a Fashion Police Caption for Katy Perry

Katy Perry attends "The Night That Changed America: A GRAMMY Salute To The Beatles" at the Los Angeles Convention Center on January 27, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. Credit: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images

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Write a snippy one-liner for this photo of Katy Perry. If you want your joke to appear in a copy of Us Weekly, please leave your full name in your comment.