Ethan Hawke and Liam Neeson -- Hollywood's most unsuspecting Housewives fans?!

Promoting their respective films, Sinister and Taken 2, on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live on Wednesday, the actors indulged WWHL host Andy Cohen and parodied a scene from The Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion.

Offering their take on the now-famous exchange between Caroline Manzo and Teresa Giudice in which Giudice commented on Manzo's "three rolls of blubber," the actors even donned wigs to get into character.

"I have no Botox, I have no fillers, I have never had a facelift!" Hawke (as Manzo) fumed. Neeson's deadpan response when channeling Giudice: "You should get some."

Attacking Manzo and her daughter Lauren over their looks (Lauren underwent a lap-band procedure in 2011), Giudice reasoned in the new issue of Us Weekly that she was the one bullied during the reunion. "With four women coming at me, I defended myself," Giudice explains. "If I don't respond, I look wrong."

Watch the hilarious RHONJ reunion reenactment in the clip above -- and for more of Giudice's dirty secrets, as told by her costars Manzo, Kathy Wakile, Melissa Gorga and Jacqueline Laurita, pick up the new issue of Us Weekly on Friday.