Looks like Snooki and J-Woww's attempt to save a lobster is a drop in the bucket.
When The Situation announces he'll be preparing a seafood dinner, the girls quickly devise a plan to rescue the lobster from being boiled alive.
"I'm not sure what lobsters eat, but I think they eat insects or something," Snooki, 22, says on Thursday's Jersey Shore. "So I was going to feed them worms."
Though J-Woww, 25, worries the lobster "is going to drown" in its bowl, Snooki reassures her that "they live in water."
One problem? Vinny Guadagnino reminds the girls that lobsters live in salt water, which prompts Snooki to give up on her animal-rights crusade.
Watch a new episode of Jersey Shore Thursday at 10 p.m. (EST) on MTV.