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video: Taylor Swift Jokes About Taylor Lautner, Kanye West in SNL Monologue

Sunday – November 08, 2009 – 10:29am

Taylor Swift didn't leave anyone out of her monologue when she hosted last night's Saturday Night Live!

Although most hosts perform monologues written by the show's team of writers, the 19-year-old country crooner -- in a Badgley Mischka dress -- wrote her intro herself, Swift's rep confirms to Usmagazine.com.

The singer dished on ex-boyfriends, rumored flames and -- of course -- Kanye West in an opening monologue  song titled, "Monologue Song (La La La)."

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After mentioning how she loves baking and things that smell like winter, she also sang that she liked writing songs "about douchebags who cheat on me ... so they're ashamed to go in public" when she mentions their names.

One name in particular?

Joe Jonas, her ex-boyfriend, whom she has claimed dumped her in a 27-second phone call.

"You might think I'd bring up Joe, that guy who broke up with me on my phone, but I'm not going to mention him," she sings. "Hey Joe, I'm doing real well. Tonight I'm hosting SNL, but I'm not going to brag about that."

Another shout-out was to rumored beau, New Moon's Taylor Lautner.

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"And if you're wondering if I might be dating a werewolf from Twilight," she sings before looking into the camera and mouthing, "Hi, Taylor." She then blew a kiss and winked.

As she did in promos the week of her SNL hosting gig, she took a shot at West, who ambushed her onstage during the MTV Video Music Awards this fall.

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"You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye," she says, looking sad. "But everything's okay. I've got security lining the stage!"

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  • November 17, 2009 - 12:34pm JayZEE Says:

    I thought it was funny and it first real dig at Kanye who is a dumb racist untalented piece of ghetto trash. His momma's rolling in her grave at that embarrassing fool. GOOD JOB TAYLOR
  • November 14, 2009 - 6:35pm Dominique Says:

    Taylors dateing taylor.....ha
  • November 14, 2009 - 12:04pm liza Says:

    haha... that was cute.
  • November 14, 2009 - 5:46am curtain Says:

    I think she should forget about all those negatives and move on. Kanye is paying dearly for the horror he put her through, he is being ridiculed and jeered etc. So Talor can give it a rest now and stop using it for publicity. Move on you are super talented.
  • November 13, 2009 - 1:16pm Catherine Says:

    this should like win an emmy or a grammy or something- nobody else would have enough confidence to do this! I love her and she's my role model because she has achieved a level of success which so many women twice and three times her age could simply only dream of!!!!!!! you rock taylor!
  • November 12, 2009 - 4:21pm taylors numba one fan Says:

    all the haters need to shut up and check her record sales. i would like to see you in taylors shoes. so instead of her getting a life why don't you. are you haters so bored with your lives that you have to put down taylor swift. she just speaks the truth and doesn't beat around the bush. so once again all the haters shut up and you rock Taylor
  • November 11, 2009 - 10:32pm jess Says:

    Great job Taylor! You were so funny, I never watch SNL but you made it worth my time!
  • November 11, 2009 - 8:56pm Elle Says:

    taylor is okay and she's fine. she's just too upset with the people around her who hurt her and even embarrassed her on stage. she just wanna let go of the feeling. you don't have to hate her that much y'knw. coz she's nice.
  • November 11, 2009 - 4:59am TAYLOR HATERR Says:

    taylor needs a life. if u trying to evn diss Kanye he gonna break u and ur little guitar. go fix ur voice cause its fcuked up.
  • November 10, 2009 - 6:49pm mortaki Says:

    nicole, you're a crybaby! Taylor is very mature, did what was expected of her in a most witty and charming manner and you obviously know that's true! Otherwise you wouldn't have posted such a whiner of a post!
  • November 10, 2009 - 8:32am Megan Says:

    Taylor you are a great person your always makeing people smile and feel like ther like you some one great and famous thats what i love about you even thow your a celebritie you show people that were still all the same and that nobody is perfect:)
  • November 09, 2009 - 11:45pm markhater Says:

    stfu bout kanye mark his mom dead d-bag
  • November 09, 2009 - 1:38pm mark Says:

    hey
  • November 09, 2009 - 1:30pm mark Says:

    kanye go be with mommy.you no talent trash
  • November 09, 2009 - 1:23pm mark Says:

    Taylor omgosh youre in the spotlight so much.thats gota be overwelming.we are happy when we hear u sing.thanks for making us smile.just one of a million fans.mark
  • November 09, 2009 - 12:46pm Seattle Girl Says:

    OMG, she is adorable! This is freaking funny! What a great sense of humor for someone so young. She seems really grounded and normal. Her parents must be awesome.
  • November 09, 2009 - 12:26pm keishanique Says:

    lmao.it was funny.i know thats right get some security on his ass.and suck it joe.she is dating taylor.who,(i guess it mean 2 say the obvious but wth)is waaaay hotter than u.lol
  • November 09, 2009 - 12:07pm Buff Says:

    Great stuff, Taylor! You were funny, pretty and a great hostess!
  • November 09, 2009 - 11:24am nicole Says:

    She is pathetic & she acts like the poor victim. Get amlife Taylor people get their feelings hurt all the time. GROW UP
  • November 09, 2009 - 10:52am Heather Says:

    Some of the skits were lame but she didn't write them. She can act though. And the monologue was the funniest and she wrote that! Good for her.

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