Who isn't keeping up with the Kardashians? The tabloids!
Both Star and InTouch Weekly released cover stories about the sisters being "humiliated by their men," and Kim, Khloe and Kourtney decided to speak out about the lies.
"My sisters and I had a great laugh this morning," Khloe, 25, posted on her blog Tuesday. "Star and InTouch decided to attack our relationships. Apparently I'm heading for divorce, Kim was dumped and Kourt was duped… Wow, sad week for us Kardashian sisters, and how coincidental that this all happened at the same time!"
The star, who has returned to Miami to film the second season of her reality show with new mom Kourtney, says the reports about trouble with new hubby, L.A. Lakers star Lamar Odom, have no merit.
"Lamar and I are obsessed and can barely be away from each other," she says, adding that he is flying to Miami to be with her after spending only one day apart.
Kourtney also complains about the tabloid stories on her blog, saying that the stories about her and beau Scott Disick "make us laugh" and are "based on lies" alone.
"We have been blessed with the most amazing, beautiful baby boy and couldn't be happier," Kourtney, 30, writes.
As for Kim, 29, and her alleged troubles with boyfriend Reggie Bush?
She "can't believe they would make up this crap" and attests that she and her sisters "have never been happier" in their relationships.
And what about those allegations that she's pressuring the New Orleans Saints player to propose?
"I am in no rush to get married nor do I need to get married to be happy in my relationship," she writes on her blog. "Reggie and I are perfectly fine!"
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