1. Olivia Wilde: "Sure I've looked like this after Mexican food but this time it's a BABY. #almostcooked #nineweekstogo #holyfu&$."
2. Demi Lovato: "Stuck in traffic on my way to dinner . . . Why can't I be stuck in traffic for something I DON'T want to go to?"
3. Adam Levine: "So crazy. Every time I hear @blakeshelton talk on the show, I'm just amazed by his wisdom. I would choose him as my coach."
4. Justin Bieber: "Me, my team, and my beliebers we are focused on the music. That is what matters. much love to everybody."
5. Snooki: "He's just making a mess for me on purpose."
6. Rashida Jones: "To all cab drivers: your driving style is the OPPOSITE OF CHILL. We are not in Die Hard. We are not rushing to save someone's life."
7. Jessica Biel: "I thought I was being followed by the same car with a weird pink mustache until I learned about Lyft. #paranoia."
8. Rainn Wilson: "Alec Baldwin will retire from public life until the next time he's offered a film or TV role, a hosting gig or a commercial campaign."
9. Mindy Kaling: "Old Twinkle Eyes @sethmeyers begins the "Late Night With Seth Meyers" chapter of his Wikipedia page tonight! Can't wait! 12:30 on NBC."
10. Sara Bareilles: "Omg. Fully grown woman wearing a Mockingjay pin. I love it so much. So. Much. Omg I love her."
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