—Jersey Shore's got a new groupie: George Clooney! And he'd much rather go guido than go blue. "Avatar is just a giant hit movie, but Jersey Shore is, you know, life," the actor joked to MTV News. [PopEater]
–A two-year-old rape investigation of magician David Copperfield was closed in Seattle Tuesday and no charges filed after police in a neighboring area said Copperfield's 23-year-old accuser made a false claim about another man in December. "Neither the investigation, nor its termination, should be perceived as a comment on guilt or innocence," the U.S. attorney's office said in a statement. [Huffington Post]
–She may sit poised atop the charts and be able to afford hot looks now, but "Tik Tok" singer Ke$ha once took clothing from charity — behind their backs. A YouTube video posted by the singer herself looks back as the 22-year-old goes "trash shopping" from a Munich, Germany, clothing donation bin to pick out a red cashmere sweater for a pal. [TheFrisky.com]
–As the people of Haiti recover from Tuesday's massive earthquake, 700 Club televangelist Pat Robertson is claiming the natural disaster happened as a result of the country's "pact to the devil" in an effort to gain freedom. [TVGuide.com]
—Denzel Washington's one film regret? He passed up Brad Pitt's part in Seven. "They offered me the part, but I was like, 'This is so dark and evil,'" he tells Entertainment Weekly. "Then when I saw the movie, I was like, 'Oh, shoot." [Perez Hilton]
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