Just a couple of guys eating some schnitzel! Bill Hader revealed one of the most bizarre, hilarious jobs he ever had during Watch What Happens Live on Thursday, Sept. 11. Back in the day, the former Saturday Night Live star was once — wait for it — Arnold Schwarzenegger's personal assistant.

The Skeleton Twins star, 36, was put in the hot seat about his one-time stint with the former California governor, and answered questions in a quick round of Spill the Tea-minator. His former SNL buddy and The Skeleton Twins costar Kristen Wiig was on hand for the brutally honest segment.

Host Andy Cohen asked a variety of questions, including what the Terminator actor loved to snack on. "Schnitzel — he had it flown in," Hader said.

As for what made him mad? "If you take him away from his chess game," Hader quipped, laughing.

The funnyman even agreed to reveal one of the best pickup lines he ever heard Schwarzenegger say. After asking Cohen if he could say "bad things" on the air, he went on with the raunchy comment.

"Come back to my hotel room. I like how my d-ck looks in your tiny hands," he said with a laugh. Hader added: "And she had huge hands!"

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