Jessica Simpson: I've Learned "Nothing" From Past Relationships
Jessica Simpson isn't exactly sure what to make of her love life so far.
The singer, actress and reality TV star (her VH1 show Price of Beauty debuts in March) is the cover girl for Allure in March. In the feature, the star reveals what she's learned from high-profile relationships with ex-hubby Nick Lachey, John Mayer and Tony Romo: "nothing," she admits with a laugh.
Simpson, 29, also clarifies at least one rumor regarding her outspoken ex-boyfriend John Mayer.
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"He didn't make me go brunette," she says of her dark 'do in 2006 and 2007. "John doesn't get credit for making me brunette. He'd like to think so, but he doesn't deserve the credit." The interview was conducted before last week's Mayer media firestorm, in which the musician told Playboy magazine that Simpson was "crazy" in bed and spewed racial epithets.
Despite being recently linked to Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins, she tells the magazine that "I'm on my own, and it's nice."
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But she insists that "none of my breakups" have been "bitter." Even with Romo, who dumped her on the eve of her birthday. "I talked to Tony today," she says. "I'm still a fan [of the Dallas Cowboys]. I'm a huge fan. I wear my gear, and I cheer Tony on."
Regardless of her jocky ex, she predicts that her next husband will be "an artistic man...It will show you the colors of my character, the person that I fall in love with next. I don't even have a type! I don’t have a physical type. I have an emotional type."
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The star concedes that being savaged for her weight and the "Mom jeans" she sported at an early 2009 concert was painful. "I would not wish on my worst enemy what I went through."
But random strangers, she says, are kind: "When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not fat today! Thank you!'"
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Despite her growing body confidence, there's one deal breaker when it comes to her acting career: "I will never do nudity," she declares. "I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know. I don't care if I frickin' could get an Oscar for it, I'm not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don't think people deserve to see what's under my clothing. That's only for my next husband-ha-ha-ha."
On the verge of 30, she says she finds herself more unsettled than she once predicted. "I never really thought, growing up, what am I gonna be like when I'm 30? I just kind of thought I had it figured out: I'm going to be this great pop star, have my songs on the radio, be married, and have babies....But things can be taken away from you. A song can not be played on the radio. An album can not work."
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110This article cracks me up! Everytime when Jessica have a new boyfriend, she is always on the magazine saying "He is the love of my life". What the heck? She calls everyone her love of her life. It tells us that Jessica just want to lean on a wealthy and famous man so she can get the fame and some money so her bank account will look fabulous.
It doesn't matter if it's true or not, HOW DUMB CAN U BE. In the entertainment industry, where those desperate for fame like Jessica are peddling images to the public, the public's perception is reality. Joe Simpson is trying to sell the public on an image for Jessica (curvy ditz), but most people aren't buying it. A lot of people in the public have the perception that Jessica is a brain dead, fat mediawh@re who took it up the a$$ and let John Mayer poop and pee on her. The public doesn't need proof. perception is reality.
February 18, 2010 - 9:38am Anon Says: Joe Simpson is the one who came up with the "Jessica is a virgin". She may have technically not had intercourse until marriage but she was doing other things like oral and anal just so she could say she was a virgin on her wedding night---------------------- YOU ARE SICK AND PATHETIC. AND YOU KNOW SHE TOOK IT UP THE A$$ HOW???? I'M SO SICK OF YOUR FRIGGEN POSTS YOU NEGATIVE B!TCH, NOW GO PESTER SOMEONE ELSE'S SITE. UNTIL YOU HAVE PROOF OR FACTS, KEEP YOUR UGLY MOUTH SHUT. JUST CUZ YOU'RE A WH0RE DOESNT MEAN EVERYONE ELSE IS
"I will never do nudity," she declares. "I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know. I don't care if I frickin' could get an Oscar for it, I'm not going to do it. "---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Jessica, you really are stupid. They don't give Oscars for fat fetish p orno's.
Good for Jessica! For growing up on a public stage, every detail of her personal life being recorded - she's doing great! Hold your Head up Jessica! You look beautiful whatever your weight and it sounds like your head and heart are in a good place. Have some fun & enjoy your life!
February 17, 2010 - 11:30pm angie Says...you can be as bitter as you want towards her, but she's making millions and you're not------------------------------------------------------------------She is also the punchline to the nation's fat jokes and the nation's stupid jokes. And I am thankful that I'm not.
Joe Simpson is the one who came up with the "Jessica is a virgin". She may have technically not had intercourse until marriage but she was doing other things like oral and anal just so she could say she was a virgin on her wedding night.
Not buying it. Being blonde, buff with a well proportioned face has made this mediocre personality a star. If you take away the very thing that made you famous, yes, people will tear you down. These entertainment images have been screwing with the female self esteem for a long time, so is it any wonder when it collapses (Tyra, this includes you too, baby), we attack?
Re:Angie(11:30) Let's applaud her for staying a virgin until marriage, woop-di-doo!! Let's pat Jessica Simpson on the back, for lying to people about how virginal she really was. Having oral sex and anal sex with boyfriends just to save your "virginity" ain't saving nothing! No, it is Jessica Simpson that "needs to get over it". You continue to applaud that lie, some of us know better! She's getting exactly what she deserves. Nobody is jealous of her, and some of us are doing just fine financially, thank you!
why do you guys care about her settling down. stop acting like she's some sort of h0e, she's one of the few women who actually waited for marriage in this day and age, get over it, so her marriage didn't work out, so what? she IS a business woman, you can be as bitter as you want towards her, but she's making millions and you're not
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How stupid can you be
I see she's still lying as much as ever.Despite the image some people still believe,she is one disgusting person.who hasn't already seen her naked in Hollywood and who'd want to see her naked ,the way she looks now?You can't photoshop everything ALL the time.
"...the musician told Playboy magazine that Simpson was "crazy" in bed and spewed racial epithets." Wow! She really is crazy in bed, lol! What a way to twist words USMagazine. Classic.
Jessica is VERY stupid to listen to her own father at the age of 29. I can't see her getting married until she tells daddy to "back the F off". There is something very odd between those two. I can't see any man wanting to share his life with Jessica AND Joe.
I think "Not a dumb blonde" must be a family member or Jessucka herself! Oh, the aggrandizing! Her apparel line is sucking wind & that's why you always see it heavily discounted or in outlet stores. She can't sing or act & her career is going down hill & picking up speed...
She is not a business woman. She owns no business. She is a failed actress and a failed singer who sold her name to businesses to use as a brand. You don't have to be smart to do that. Just lucky that a real business owner was foolish enough to think that a name synonymous with failure is worth cash. If the crap that bears her name is really selling, it would sell just as well if the companies saved the cash they paid this gassy cow and called it "Fart" for free.
You can say what you want about JS, but you forget she is a successful business woman who earns millions. Not so dumb after all! She just isn't as successful as she would like to be in music and acting. And if you look back at Newlyweds, you'll see how Nick belittles her constantly. She was right to walk away from that. And she paid him for the right to walk away from that marriage.
Oh, and she paid her ex-husband spousal support because she out earns him...not the other way around.
For those of you who think Jessica is dumb...just how dumb do you think a business woman who earns millions is? Not too dumb. How much do you earn? I think many of you forget, Jessica is a very successful business woman...just not making it the way she would like, in music and acting.