What turns Lady Gaga on? "It ranges from a really big d-ck to a degree at Harvard," the 25-year-old singer tells The Sun.
Explains the native New Yorker (real name: Stefani Germanotta): "That's a bit more difficult than a box of Milk Tray and Tesco flowers."
Among the pop star's other requirements: "Talent and perseverance and pushing the boundaries of love and acceptance."
Ironically, the singer's latest love, Vampire Diaries star Taylor Kinney, 30, didn't attend Harvard. He studied studied business management at West Virginia University before deciding to become an actor.
The couple met on the set of Gaga's "You and I" video in July and have been dating ever since. "Gaga can't be too committed because she works 24/7," an insider recently warned Us Weekly. "But she think's he's super cute!"