Loose Talk: 10 Best Celeb Quotes of the Week

Celebrity News Nov. 6, 2011 AT 2:04PM
Loose Talk: 10 Best Celeb Quotes of the Week Credit: Kevin Winter/NBCUniversal/Getty Images; D Dipasupil/FilmMagic

Celebs say the darndest things!

In this week's Loose Talk, take a look back at the outrageous things the stars said this week.

1. "I don't know how to do my own makeup." -Gwyneth Paltrow, GOOP

2. "I was just fighting dwarves then hit my knee really hard." -Kristen Stewart on her hand injury, Us

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3. "If I saw Angelina Jolie at the supermarket I would die. But no one I know has ever seen her, so for me, she's the rarest of all exotic creatures." -Mindy Kaling, Us

4. "Can I have a jacuzzi on the balcony? Because I'm single now, so I'm going to be having sex with a lot of women I haven't met yet." -Ashton Kutcher, Two and a Half Men

5. "I'm sure Kim will make a ginormous donation, as she does all the time anyway, very quietly, to a wonderfully deserving charity or children's hospital or something like that." -Kris Jenner on what Kim Kardashian will do with her wedding gifts, Johnjay and Rich

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6. "Nope! I just have a fupa." -Katy Perry responding to pregnancy rumors, Twitter

7. "I might put a Crest Whitestrip up there, but I will not go and bleach it." Chelsea Handler on female grooming, Glamour

8. "It's not like I was shooting a porno. Although there's nothing wrong with that either." -Scarlett Johansson on her nude photos being leaked, Vanity Fair

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9. "Kendall is 16! Ahh, how did this happen? God, that means Kourt, Kim and I are old." -Khloe Kardashian, Twitter 

10. "Let's be clear. I love hip hop and I write my own rhymes. Hi haters." -Justin Bieber, Twitter

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