Write a Fashion Police Caption for Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Jessica Parker attends the opening night for 'Charlie And The Chocolate Factory' at Theatre Royal on June 25, 2013 in London, England. Credit: Fred Duval/FilmMagic

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Write a snippy one-liner for this photo of Sarah Jessica Parker. If you want your joke to appear in a copy of Us Weekly, please leave your full name in your comment.