Don’t be tardy to the … slot machines? Don't Be Tardy's Wednesday, October 26, episode took us for a wild ride with more of Kim Zolciak's shenanigans. Sure, the Real Housewives of Atlanta alum may have just revealed the early signs of a serious gambling problem — but at least it’s good TV, right?
Kroy Doesn’t Believe in Sex Before Marriage … ?
Bit of a hypocrite? Kroy Biermann and his wife, Kim, may have different parenting styles when it comes to their children’s sexual health. Kim explained to her daughter Brielle, “Kroy doesn’t think anyone should have sex until they’re married.” The brilliant postproduction department then cut together a quick montage of clips of the couple finding out they were pregnant, and even showed their wedding the following year. We died laughing. Later, in a confessional, Brielle revealed, “Kim says I should try five to 10 penises before I get married.” That sounds like a fair amount of penises to tell your daughter to try … right?
Brielle Admits She Will Never Date Her Best Friend, Zach
While shooting pool with her BFF, Zach Baus, Brielle dished about her upcoming date with her other friend Bennet. When Zach asked her about her ex, Slade Osborne, Brielle admitted, “I ran into him the other day, and he won’t leave me alone ever since.” Uh-oh. While there may have been some chemistry between the two pool buddies, Brielle later admitted, “I will never date Zach. He’s just too nice.”
Kim Takes Out $25,000 to Gamble
Kim, Kroy and Tracey arrived at the casino and, after a quick spritz of sage for “positive energy,” Kim headed straight for the cashier. When Kim asked for “25,” the woman behind the glass responded, “25 … hundred?” Kim responded, “Thousand.” OMG! You go, girl! Can we borrow some money?!
Kim Lashes Out at Kroy, Loses Tons of Money
While at the casino, Kim repeatedly asked her husband, Kroy, for more and more money. She continued to lose, even telling her blackjack dealer, “Rachel, we need to come back about $7,000. Let’s go.” When Kroy told Kim she needed a “new game plan,” she slammed him, saying, “The way you’re treating me is unacceptable.” Kroy followed with, “Don’t say stupid s‑‑t.” While the casino fight was intense, and morale was certainly low, the couple seemed in high spirits when they returned home, despite the huge financial loss.
Brielle’s First Date Post-Slade Is a B-
Brielle and her friend Bennet seemed to have an OK time at the bowling alley, but overall the chemistry appeared weak. Brielle even admitted, “Going on my first date since me and my ex-boyfriend broke up wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be. But I’m not looking for anything serious — by no means. I’m just looking to have fun and get free food.” Looks like our girl’s got her priorities straight! Sort of!
Ariana Disses Her Little Sister, Kaia
Girls will be girls! While in the car with Brielle, Ariana Biermann mused about what her nearly 3-year-old sister will be like when she grows up. The sassy 15-year-old said, “I feel like she's gonna be a big bi-otch.” Brielle butted in, “She already is.” Oh, the toddler shade!
Brielle Biermann: A Beacon of Female Empowerment?
Brielle concluded the episode with an empowering statement, declaring, “I don’t really have feelings toward anybody but myself.” OK, now her priorities are straight.
Tell Us: When will we get to see Kroy back on the field? Do you think Kaia will watch this episode one day and resent her older sisters for talking some serious smack?
Don't Be Tardy airs on Bravo Wednesdays at 10 p.m. ET.
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