Former child beauty queen Alana Thompson, 7, finds an unusual -- and smelly! -- way to pass the time in the July 31 episode of her family's hit TLC reality show, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. "Farting can be healthy and fun, especially when you know how to play 'The Doorknob Game,'" Thompson tells the camera.

The former Toddlers & Tiaras star then breaks down the rules of her self-invented activity: "Rule No. 1: If a farter farts and someone says, 'Doorknob!' you have to beat them up until they get to a doorknob. Once the farter touches the doorknob, they are safe. Get it?"

The second rule, according to Thompson, stipulates that the "farter" can yell "safety" before the other player says "doorknob," thus preventing them from getting "beat up." Thompson adds that "sometimes handles count as doorknobs, but not all the time, so I'm not sure what you should do."

To see the Thompson and her sisters play "The Doorknob Game" -- and to find out what Mama June Shannon thinks of their antics -- watch the clip above now, and tune in for an all-new episode of Here Comes Honey Boo on Wednesday, July 31, at 9 p.m. EST on TLC.