LOL! See Selena Gomez Fall in Love With Painter Carl Blue in Fifty Shades of Grey Spoof

Entertainment May. 22, 2012 AT 3:40PM

Looks like Justin Bieber's got some competition!

In a new Funny or Die video, "Fifty Shades of Blue," Bieber's love Selena Gomez finds herself inexplicably drawn to housepainter Carl Blue (played by Nick Kroll)--despite his persistent, phlegmy cough, forehead boils, and questionable hygiene.

Just before Blue's arrival, Gomez, 19, leafs through the hit erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey.

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"Who is this gorgeous guy in front of me?" the actress wonders to herself in a voiceover as Blue stands on her doorstep. "His eyes were staring deep in to mine. I could feel my cheeks getting flushed."

"Smells like cat food in here," Blue interjects, coughing.

At one point, the head-over-heels actress follows Blue out to his van--and unsuccessfully attempts a seductive stare, wistfully chewing on her lip.

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"Why are you biting your lip like that?" the oblivious workman asks, before tossing her a paint can. "Watch out--it'll start bleeding."

Click to watch the hilarious Fifty Shades of Grey parody!

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