Gwyneth Paltrow Defends ’40s Titties’ With Masterful Instagram Clapback: ‘Don’t You Forget It’

Gwyneth Paltrow Defends '40s Titties'
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Nothing sagging here! Gwyneth Paltrow expertly clapped back at a 20-something who shaded the breasts of women in their 40s.

A meme Instagram account called CrazyBitchProbs_ reposted a tweet that seemingly took a body positive stance … but missed the mark by excluding females beyond their early 20s. “Someone just asked me if my boobs always have to be out,” the post from @vraymondd read. “LMAO yes bitch they do i’m 21 years old this is prime titty time when i’m 40 and they’re saggy i’ll put them away but until then u can shut your mother teresa turtleneck wearing ass up and mind your damn business.”

Paltrow, 46, swiftly shut down the Twitter user’s naivety. “Hey now,” she replied in the comments section. “40’s titties can still be all that and a pack of chips, don’t you forget it.”

The Avengers: Endgame star is known for chiming in via Instagram. One user claimed in February that the Oscar winner was not responsible for the witty remarks. “These comments from gwyn are fake as f–k,” the commenter alleged. “Feel bad for poor millennial that ghost writes them. Hope they are getting paid well or some goop credit.”

Paltrow, however, did not take the accusation lightly. “Sit on it I write all this dumb stuff myself you jackass,” she responded. “What else do moms do in the bath with a glass of wine.”

The Goop founder, who shares daughter Apple, 14, and son Moses, 13, with ex-husband Chris Martin, revealed in January that her kids are not impressed by her. “I am mortifying. Like, I am the most embarrassing person all of a sudden,” she said during an appearance on The Rachael Ray Show. “It’s been, like, a couple good years that I’ve been the most embarrassing person.”

She added: “If I do anything silly in public, the color drains from [Apple’s] face. Any silly jokes, or if I dance, like in a store, God forbid. She’s like, ‘Mom!’ and I’m like, ‘OK, sorry, got it.’”

Paltrow was married to Martin for 10 years. After they “consciously uncoupled,” the actress tied the knot with Brad Falchuk in September 2018.

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