Amy Schumer Opens Up About First Weeks of Marriage: ‘It Feels F–king Good’

Amy Schumer has only been married for two weeks, but she already loves being Mrs. Chris Fischer.

“It feels f–king good!” the I Feel Pretty actress, 36, gushed on the SiriusXM show You Up With Nikki Glaser on Monday, February 26. “I’m wife as hell. But it’s still, like, a novelty. Somebody went to sit next to [Fischer] and he’s like, ‘My wife is sitting here,’ and then I got back and he was excited to tell me that he said that.”

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Amy Schumer speaks on stage at a screening of ‘Trainwreck’ at The Mayfair Hotel in London on June 3, 2015. David M. Benett/Getty Images for Universal Pictures/Glamour Magazine

Schumer admitted that she has been referring to Fischer, 37, as her “husband” fairly often, too. “I just have been really overusing it to a degree that’s insane,” she said. “Like, when it’s completely uncalled for.”

Yup

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Us Weekly exclusively revealed that the couple tied the knot at a rented house in Malibu on Tuesday, February 13, just three months after they went public with their romance. The guest list for the intimate ceremony — which was “thrown together last minute,” as one source told Us — included Jennifer Lawrence, David Spade, Jake Gyllenhaal and Jennifer Aniston.

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Amy Schumer and Chris Fischer on February 8, 2018. Gino / BACKGRID

“Part of the thing that’s good about us getting married so quickly is that we’re so in love,” the Inside Amy Schumer star explained on Monday. “Every girl I know, if they get proposed to, they’re like, ‘Oh, now? Now that I can’t have kids!’”

Schumer also opened up about the vows that she and the chef wrote. “Mine sucked!” she joked. “I thought mine were good — I wrote mine in, like, 20 minutes [and] I was crying when I wrote them — but his blew me out of the water so hard. … All his stories about me that were supposed to be endearing were about me screaming at him. I just annoy him all day.”

We are already on the rocks

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The comedian recently quipped on Instagram that her and Fischer’s union is “already on the rocks,” alongside a photo of them hiking along a craggy Western landscape.

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