Because sometimes listening to your favorite singer on Spotify or drooling over your favorite actor on TV isn’t enough, the fine craftsmen at Etsy have taken celebrity merchandise up a notch, customizing everything from clocks to bras so that you can represent your fandom in every facet of your life.
Below, find eight hilariously awesome pieces of star memorabilia that you can purchase now on Etsy.
“You Have The Same Number Of Hours In A Day As Beyonce” Mug
You may not wake up like Beyonce, but you do have the same 24-hour cycle as the “XO” singer. Get your morning started with this inspiring coffee cup, which can both remind you that the world is yours, and make you lament the lack of Jay Z in your life. The ceramic mug is available for purchase for $15.
Personalized “My Favorite Girl” Justin Bieber Clock
It’s always Justin Bieber time with this kooky wall clock. The analog time-keeper features a dreamy photo of vintage Biebs circa late-2000s and can be personalized so that it reads that the owner is Bieber’s “favorite girl.” The clock is available for purchase for $14.99 on Etsy.
Hand-Stitched Kanye West Tweet Framed Art
Take the rapper’s eternal wisdom off of your Twitter timeline and on to your wall. Starting at $45, you can choose the Yeezy tweet that you want hand-stitched onto a piece of fabric, complete with Kanye West‘s icon, the date of the tweet, and Twitter functionality buttons. The suggested art features the genius words, “I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.”
Kim Kardashian Krying Phone Kase
Kute! No better place to keep Kim Kardashian than in your pocket, and there is no better Kimmy face than the famed shot of her ugly crying during Keeping Up With the Kardashians. For the low price of $6.99, you can purchase a Kim Krying Kase on Etsy for a variety of smart phones, including all recent iPhone models.
Who doesn’t need a Katy Perry-inspired cupcake topper bra? A handcrafted set of two oversized cupcake frosting dollops are available to scoop up on Etsy for $33.99. The seller promises that they are “great” for a Katy Perry costume and “very easy” to attach to a functional bra. If you’re looking for that special touch, the toppers can also be customized in various colors.
Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball Computer Decal
Get creative with the apple-shaped light on the back of your computer and add a little flair to your MacBook. For just $6.00 you can order a “Wrecking Ball” decal sticker for your laptop computer, which takes inspiration from Miley Cyrus‘ famed naked music video. The silhouette sticker substitutes the wrecking ball that Miley rides on for the apple light.
At just 15 years old, Jaden Smith may not be a full-fledged celebrity stud yet, but with this face-shaped jewelry, he is a stud earring. For $6.49, you can wear the son of the Pinkett-Smith clan on your lobes, repping the After Earth actor with a set of plastic studs. The earrings are also available with the faces of Kanye West or Aaron Paul.
Add some 1D to your home decor with this One Direction electrical outlet cover. The plastic cover plate features a black-and-white photo of One Direction, released in promotion of the boy band’s 2014 Where We Are Tour. For $5.00, the “where” in Where We Are can be a wall in your home.
