IN STORES NOW

Sam (Shia LaBeouf) just wants to put all that monster madness from the first Transformers flick behind him, start college and keep up with his steady back home (Megan Fox). Like that's gonna happen! Prepare for yet another destruction derby in which good Autobots battle the Decepticons -- who tear down everything from Egypt's pyramids to Sam's campus. Mind-numbingly action-driven, crude and misogynistic (the first shot of Fox focuses on her rear end on a motor cycle), the movie has somehow turned out to be the highest grossing film of the year. (Paramount, $30)

-- THELMA ADAMS

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