It’s Justin Bieber‘s world and we’re just living in it! Between the egging incident of 2014 and that one awkward time Justin declared his disdain for Bill Clinton and peed into a bucket (memories!), there’s a lot about this world-famous pop star to make fun of. Nothing was off limits during Comedy Central’s Roast of Justin Bieber, where celebrities like Snoop Dogg, Will Ferrell, and Ludacris tore into The Biebs. See 25 of Justin Bieber’s wildest photos.
Picture this: Justin sitting pretty on stage while an audience watched him get eviscerated by a dais of roasters, including Shaquille O’Neal, Roast Host Kevin Hart, and even Martha Stewart. These famous faces took turns mocking poor Justin — and each other — but at the end of the night it was the man of the hour (and his long-lost monkey) who got the last laugh. Check out the 10 funniest jokes from the Roast of Justin Bieber!
Kevin Hart Managed To Insult Two People At Once
“Martha, tonight is about another blonde bitch. It’s about Justin Bieber.”
Kevin better hope ex-con Stewart didn’t learn how to hand-felt a shiv while in jail.
Shaquille O’Neal Got Spiritual
“Justin got a tattoo of Jesus on his calf. Why you gotta bring Jesus into your mess? That man has suffered enough.”
Amen to that.
Martha Stewart Skewered Natasha Leggero
“I do a lot of gardening, but you are without a doubt the dirtiest, used-up hoe I’ve ever seen.”
No words for this.
Ludacris Took Aim At Snoop Dogg
“You only do it doggy style now because it’s easier on your lower back.”
Show some respect for The Doggfather, Luda!
Jeff Ross Reminded Everyone That Selena Gomez Rejected Justin
“Selena Gomez wanted to be here, but she’s dating men now.”
Hear that? It’s the sound of Jelena shippers rioting.
Chris D’Elia Dared To Mock Justin’s On-Point Fashion
“For a guy worth $200 million, why do you dress like Sharon Stone in the ’90s?”
A question that keeps many a Belieber up at night.
Snoop Made A Surprisingly Topical Dating App Joke
“Justin, you so motherf–king pretty, when the inmates saw your mug shot they swiped right.”
Does this mean Snoop is on Tinder?
Hannibal Buress Skewered Jeff Ross
“Jeff looks like a combination of every ‘before’ picture. Ever.”
Don’t worry, Ross laughed even harder than we did.
Ron Burgundy (aka Will Ferrell) Unleashed His Inner Belieber
“He’s a man. A full-grown man who works and loves and makes things with his hands. A man who sings songs for 9-year-olds and cuts his hair like a gay figure skater.”
Pretty much sums it up.
Justin Got the Last Laugh
“What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours.”
Touche, Justin. Touche.
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