Teen Mom OG wrapped up its fifth season on Monday, February 22, and they did so in the best way ever: with an insane and completely iconic meltdown from Farrah Abraham. The reality star lost it when MTV producers wouldn’t let her sign a contract to film with a rival show, and we’re bringing you the highlights — by which we mean, lowlights. We’re talking screaming, cursing, shoving and the immortal sentence, “You dumb, twisted motherf–ker,” so go ahead and file this under #blessed.
It’s Farrah’s world, and the rest of the Teen Moms are just living in it.
Diamonds Are a Girl’s (aka Farrah’s) Best Friend
Farrah is ready to put a ring on it! The lucky-in-love reality star decided to make a “commitment” to her boyfriend, Simon Saran — but only after she laid down the law. “I’m not gonna live with someone, I’m not gonna have babies with someone, unless I have a ring, a proposal, a wedding and then move in with them,” she mused. Simon’s surprising response? “I agree.”
The happy couple ended up looking at engagement rings together, but tragically they were too cheap and tacky for Farrah’s taste. “I’m just shocked at how cheap it is,” Farrah said while looking at a $17K rock. “I spend more than that when I go shopping.” Same.
Does Gary Shirley Have a Food Addiction?
Amber Portwood and Matt Baier know a thing or two about addiction, and they seemed convinced that Gary Shirley is dependent on food. More specifically, pizza. “How can somebody who is a shade shy of 600 pounds sit and talk about people who have self-control issues and addiction?” Matt said. “When Leah says, ‘My dad eats a whole pizza by himself,’ we have addictive issues?”
Amber echoed Matt’s concern, saying, “Yeah, but see, people don’t understand that. That that’s an addiction in itself. But hopefully he’s starting to wake up.”
Gary wasn’t sweating his relationship with food — probably because he’s in a way more important relationship with his new wife, Kristina. Yep, Gary put a ring on it! “I knew I wanted to marry Kristina, and I knew that she wouldn’t say no,” Gary told producers in a truly (un)romantic moment. “She didn’t get no Walmart ring. … She don’t have secret kids.”
Caitlyn Wakes Up to Postpartum Depression
After weeks of feeling down in the dumps, Caitlyn Baltierra finally realized that she might be suffering from postpartum depression. “It got to the point sometimes where it’s like, I don’t want to wake up tomorrow feeling like this,” she said.
While Cate’s husband, Tyler Baltierra, tried his best to be sympathetic, he admitted that he often gets frustrated by her attitude. “I’m like, dude, come on — this is getting ridiculous,” he complained to his mom. “I should feel sympathy, I should feel empathy. … Something’s wrong with me — I should not be like this.” Welcome to married life!
Ryan + Maci 4EVA
After years of low-key hating each other, Ryan Edwards and Maci Bookout buried the hatchet for the sake of their son, Bentley. “I just got tired of having to figure out everything through my mom,” Ryan said when Maci asked what changed for him. “I guess if I want you to talk to me, I’ve got to interact with you more.” Maci’s ridiculously sweet response? “I’m proud of you. I really am.”
Amber Takes Home a Major Custody Win
Finally! After months of fighting for custody, Amber offered Gary child support and got increased time with her daughter, Leah. That said, she wasn’t thrilled about sharing updates with MTV.
“I’m not talking about all that right now. What is there to catch up on?” she told her producer before walking out. “There’s nothing else to talk about. Don’t f–king try that s–t with me when you know goddamn well what you’re talking about. That’s the s–t I don’t like right there. Don’t try the director ignorant bulls–t with me. You know I’m not f–king stupid.”
At the end of the day, Gary agreed to give Amber more time with Leah, so everyone came out a winner. You know, other than the MTV producer who got yelled at.
Farrah Throws Fit, Shoves Producer, Remains Iconic
Farrah is done! The MTV star flipped out on producers after being told she couldn’t participate in a therapy show with her mother because it conflicted with Teen Mom OG. Farrah refused to let cameras in her house, instead opting to scream at producers on her front lawn.
“I did everything on my end, sweetheart, so you can just take your little ass, and get on a phone call, and do your job,” she fumed. “Up your ass.”
Delightful! But wait, there’s more. “You know what’s so f–king laughable right now?” Farrah asked her producer, Larry. “Larry, I’m laughing. I would love to not laugh in your face. Why are you so white trash? Are you around people all the time who are trash, and you need to keep arguing with me?”
Farrah ended up shoving Larry and calling him a “dumb twisted motherf–ker,” before eventually accusing him of profiting off her baby daddy’s death. “Sophia‘s dad died, and that’s what got your s–t picked up,” she said, sobbing. “You stupid-ass son of a bitch, get the f–k out of my property.”
Looks like Farrah’s done with Teen Mom OG, but hey — this isn’t the first time she’s peaced out of the show that made her famous.
Tell Us: Will Farrah actually quit Teen Mom OG, or will she rejoin the cast next season?