This one’s for you tonight, Tom Tom! Jerry O’Connell hit up Lisa Vanderpump and Vanderpump Rules stars Tom Schwartz and Tom Sandoval‘s new bar and restaurant recently, and as promised, he wrote a glowing — and hilarious — Yelp review for the new Hollywood hot spot.
The 44-year-old Billions star kicked off his five-star review on Sunday, September 2, gushing that he and his party were “blown away,” before getting into the nitty gritty. He praised the drinks, which were served quickly “and stiff with a wink and a smile,” noted that “everyone is so cool, like not un-cool,” the design that “transports you to another world,” the “beautifully” plated apps, and more.
Then, he really showed off his Bravo smarts and proof that he’s a Vanderpump Rules fan, just like Us. “I had a SEXY SALAD,” he wrote, referencing owner Lisa’s penchant for sexiness in her establishments. He then went on to allude to the fight about “pasta” between former BFFs James Kennedy and Lala Kent that aired in January, and reunion host Andy Cohen‘s 2012 book: “Someone else at our table got the pasta and it was amazing but it is not just about the pasta. As the night goes on, a line does form outside, like a book signing for Most Talkative.”
O’Connell, who is set to host a new late-night talk show on the network called Play by Play, also mentioned all of his celeb sightings while at the venue: “Rebecca Romijn, Stassi, Schwartzy and Kate ALL BEAUTIFUL AND GRACIOUS.” (In case you missed his references: Romijn, his wife since 2007; and VPR stars Stassi Schroeder, Schwartz and Katie Maloney.) He wrapped up his review with the post script “Congrats LaLa!” in reference to the Vanderpump Rules star’s September 1 engagement.
Schwartz, 35, was blown away by the actor’s review. “When @mrjerryoc said he was going to give us 5 [stars] on yelp, I figured it was a figure of speech. This is getting framed,” the reality TV personality shared on Instagram with a screenshot of the review on Sunday. “Honored to have you and @rebeccaromijn in the house @tomtom! Now I’m almost fully convinced I’m dreaming or in a simulation. Still trying to wake up.”
