Although I think 2 months is a little early 2 be losing your virginity 2 ANYONE: as long as; there was SOME love involved.....THEN it's "o.k."! (Wonder why she's not w/ Tori Spelling's YOUNGER brother ANYMORE?---i.e. Why it DIDN'T "last"?-------0-Could it BE; that 15 years old is WAY TOO young!?

PARIS HILTON WILL BE GOING TO JAIL FOR MORE SERIOUS CHARGES THEN HER RECENT ARREST FOR POSESSION OF COCAINE. FOR INSTANCE, SHE HAS EXPOSED HERSELF TO NUMEROUS BLIND PEOPLE, THUS COMITTING NUMEROUS COUNTS OF MOPERY. SHE ALSO WAS SEEN REMOVING THE "DO NOT REMOVE" TAGS FROM NUMEROUS MATRESSES IN A FURNITURE STORE RECENTLY. AS YOU CAN SEE SHE IS GUILTY OF MANY HENIOUS CRIMES. SHE EVEN WALKED UP TO ME, AND FORCED ME TO EAT 27 POUNDS OF KOSHER PASTRIMI AND THEN GAVE ME AN ATOMIC WEDGIE. I'M FORCED TO ADMIT I ENJOYED THE WEDGIE, BUT WHAT IF I DIDN'T? BRANDON M. WITTE, ARLINGTON, TEXAS. AGE 34

PARIS HILTON IS EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED. SHE KIDNAPPED ME ON MAY 16, 2010 FOR A PERIOD OF 4 DAYS, RELEASING ME LATE EVENING OF MAY 20, 2010. SHE FORCED ME TO DRINK 50 GALLONS OF SPRITE BRAND SODA POP. WHEN I INFORMED HER THAT SO MUCH LIQUID AND SUGAR IN SUCH A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME COULD BE HARMFUL TO ME, SHE THEN ALSO GAVE ME A CONTINUAL ENEMA OF SPRITE BRAND SODA POP VIA A SECOND 50 GALLON DRUM. I AM NOW WHAT IS KNOWN AS AN "ANAL DIABETIC" DUE TO THE APPLICATION OF SO MUCH SUGAR UP THAT PART OF MY ANATOMY. THIS HAS ALSO GIVEN ME A WADDLE, ALTHOUGH I'M FORCED TO ADMIT THE WADDLE IN A WAY I FIND QUITE MANLY. STILL, WHAT IF I DIDN'T ENJOY WADDLING? SHE NEVER CONSIDERED SUCH A THING. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. (MATTHEW) WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 34 MY HOME ADDRESS: 3800 CURT DR. , ARLINGTON, TEXAS 76016 MY SOCIAL SECURITY # : 454-95-8625 MY TEXAS STATE DRIVERS LICENSE #: 15260143

I agree .... a nasty woman

She probably invited 7 guys to a hotel room at one of her daddy's hotels, and Randy was just the FIRST guy in.

Brandon stop wasting space

Really... Dude who cares about your stalker

I AM MAKING AN ADDENDUM TO MY LAST POST ON NOVEMBER, 11TH. I JUST CHECKED OUT MY IMPOSTER'S MYSPACE PAGE. HE ADDED A VIDEO OF HIM SINGING AT JAMAICA GATES. THAT IS NOT ME! THAT IS A MAN PRETENDING TO BE ME AT THAT PLACE. I HAVE NEVER BEEN THERE. THE OTHER VIDEOS HE HAS ON MYSPACE AND YOUTUBE ARE NOT ME. MOST OF THE PHOTOS HE HAS ON HIS MYSPACE ARE NOT ME, ALTHOUGH SOME ARE PHOTOSHOPPED TO LOOK LIKE IMAGES IN MY HOME THAT HE TOOK OFF OF THE INTERNET (OR HACKED MY COMPUTER, I'M NOT SURE WHICH). I NO LONGER HAVE ANY PHOTOS ON THE INTERNET OR ON ANY PC CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET DUE TO THIS. MY IMPOSTER IS AN EVIL MAN PRETENDING TO BE ME. THE REAL, AND SANE BRANDON MATTHEW WITTE. NOT MY IMPOSTER.

THE FAKE BRANDON, MY STALKER IS AT IT AGAIN. AND OF COURSE THE FAKE BRANDON PROVIDES NO PROOF. DISREGARD THE POST BY THE FAKE BRANDON ON NOVEMBER 11, 2009 AT 12:44 am. HE IS A LYING STALKER AND IS TRYING TO STEAL MY IDENTITY. PROVIDE PROOF FAKE BRANDON. YOU JUST MAKE CLAINS, NEVER PROVIDE PROOF. YOU'RE JUST INSANE FAKE BRANDON. SINCERELY, THE REAL BRANDON M. WITTE (THE SANE ONE), ARLINGTON, TEXAS. AGE: 33

DISREGARD WHAT FAKE BRANDON? THAT YOU POSTED HERE 11 OR 12 TIMES IN MY NAME, OR THAT YOU'RE A DELUSIONAL NUTJOB? THE GUY WHO POSTED ON NOVEMBER 8TH AND WHO POSTED 11 TIMES ON NOVEMBER 1ST ISN'T ME. READ MY NOVEMBER 2ND POSTS. MY IMPOSTER THINKS HE DID SOMETHING TO REMOVE PARIS HILTON FROM GOOGLE. HE DIDN'T. HE'S LITERALLY INSANE. I SERIOUSLY DON'T FEEL SAFE, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO FIND OUT THAT SOMEONE HAS BEEN USING YOUR NAME ON THE INTERNET TO POST RAMBLING CRAP ABOUT GOOGLE AND PARIS HILTON FOR 2 OR 3 YEARS? AM I EVEN SAFE FROM MY IMPOSTER? OKAY FAKE BRANDON, POST PROOF OR JUST SHUT UP. PROVE SHE'S BEEN REMOVED. DON'T JUST SAY IT, PROVE IT. NO, TYPING IN HER NAME DOESN'T PROVE IT, THAT JUST SHOWS HER NAME ISN'T A TOP 10 SEARCH. PROVE IT. CLAIM THERE'S ELECTRONIC DEVICES IN YOUR HOUSE? OKAY, PROVE IT. POST A URL TO A PHOTOBUCKET IMAGE OF YOU HOLDING ONE. NOW SINCE YOU ARE AN IMPOSTER IT WON'T BE MY FACE, BUT HEY PROVE IT EITHER WAY. HOLD ONE. PROVE IT YOU INSANE STALKER. THE REAL BRANDON M. WITTE (THE SANE ONE)