Video: Toddlers and Tiaras Tot, 6: "A Dollar Make Me Holler"

Entertainment January 6, 2012 AT 4:40PM

Honey Boo Boo Child!

Pageant girls have some stiff competition: 6-year-old Alana. As the Toddlers and Tiara tot puts it, "Those other girls must be crazy if they think they gonna beat me, Honey Boo Boo Child!"

VIDEO: Toddlers & Tiaras mom tells her daughter, "Don't you dare" embarrass me on TV!

This week's Toddlers and Tiaras followed Alana as she competed in a beauty pageant. Encouraged by her mother, the self-proclaimed "Coupon Queen" June and father Mike "Sugar Bear," the child's quirky enthusiasm didn't exactly wow over the judges.

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Despite showing her belly to the judges and drinking copious amounts of sugary "Go Go Juice", Alana was only the third runner up. "Look at this big thing," she said, pointing to her stomach. "[The judges] don't know a good thing when they see it!"

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Alana was clearly unhappy with her modest trophy. "I wanted a crown," she said. Her sole reason for competing? "I like getting my hair and makeup done because I want to win the biggest trophy with a lot of money," she said. "A dollar makes me holler, Honey Boo Boo!"

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  • January 08, 2012 - 3:19pm Anne Marie McLennon

    There is nothing cute about that child. (and her life ambitions - to be a 'couponer like her momma' - need work.)

  • January 08, 2012 - 11:37am Ben Richards

    That woman is by far the most disgusting of the all the mothers on that show. Instead of cutting out coupons to save money, how about cutting out the cheeseburgers?

  • January 07, 2012 - 4:37pm Laurie Griffith

    Greaaat... These parents are raising their child to be a self-centered G.H.E.T.T.O. H.O. I pity the teachers who encounter her when she goes to school.

  • January 07, 2012 - 11:39am Amy Rosenthal Ganaden

    The little girl is cute, but wtf is wrong with her mom...looks like she's melting. *shivers*

  • January 07, 2012 - 11:26am Melissa Edwards

    that poor child needs better parents, she was raised to be obnoxious trash, thanks just what society needed

  • January 07, 2012 - 10:58am Fortune McLemore

    This is sick. She's already showing major signs of being a narcissist.

  • January 06, 2012 - 11:55pm Kim Grell

    ummmm.....speechless

  • January 06, 2012 - 10:26pm Kelli Campbell

    In a word...disturbing.

  • January 06, 2012 - 9:40pm Cassie Brooke Hensler

    WTF???

  • January 06, 2012 - 8:48pm Jasmin Chaverria

    wtf?! that's sad

  • January 06, 2012 - 5:50pm Enid Foster

    my friend's sister-in-law makes $79/hr on the laptop. She has been laid off for 6 months but last month her pay was $9102 just working on the laptop for a few hours. Go to this web site and read more... LazyCash10.c o m

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