Honey Boo Boo Child!

Pageant girls have some stiff competition: 6-year-old Alana. As the Toddlers and Tiara tot puts it, "Those other girls must be crazy if they think they gonna beat me, Honey Boo Boo Child!"

This week's Toddlers and Tiaras followed Alana as she competed in a beauty pageant. Encouraged by her mother, the self-proclaimed "Coupon Queen" June and father Mike "Sugar Bear," the child's quirky enthusiasm didn't exactly wow over the judges.

Despite showing her belly to the judges and drinking copious amounts of sugary "Go Go Juice", Alana was only the third runner up. "Look at this big thing," she said, pointing to her stomach. "[The judges] don't know a good thing when they see it!"

Alana was clearly unhappy with her modest trophy. "I wanted a crown," she said. Her sole reason for competing? "I like getting my hair and makeup done because I want to win the biggest trophy with a lot of money," she said. "A dollar makes me holler, Honey Boo Boo!"