George Lopez Does Drag as Alleged Arnold Mistress Mildred Baena

Entertainment May. 24, 2011 AT 10:59AM

George Lopez just landed the interview of his life: with Mildred "Patty" Baena!

Not really. The longtime housekeeper to the Schwarzenegger-Shriver family and alleged mother to Arnold's illegitimate child hasn't been seen since the governor, 63, made his shocking confession one week ago.

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But Lopez donned drag on Monday's episode of Lopez Tonight to play the Venezuelan-born Baena, 55, in a "world exclusive" interview.

As "Patty," Lopez joked that folks started to suspect her young son was father by the Terminator star when he could "bench 450 pounds and [was] very gropey!"

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And that's not her only famous love-child, "Patty" reveals -- noting other "sons" "Chuck Norris Jr." and "Jean-Claude Van Damme Jr."

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Watch Lopez's spoof now.

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