Sugarbaby your comment is very funny...keep writing...

two anorexic beetches chat about the toothpick and glass of water they had for lunch. "Gee, Rachel," Nicole sez, "I don't know about you, but my toothpick was sooooooo yummy!!! It was mint-flavored, and I didn't even feel any of the splinters going down my esophagus!" "OMG!" Exclaims Rachel in return, "ME too!! Not like that last toothpick I had at breakfast!! But I feel sooooooooo stuffed from it, I could barely get down a couple sips of my pure hundred bucks a bottle spring water." Nicole giggles. "Oh, then I guess having some wood shavings for dessert is out of the question then?" Rachel just burps in response.

Why wouldn't two women sharing the same eating disorder NOT get along? I mean, they can support each other on their mission to completely deprive their bodies of food and nutrition! They make a very nice and gross looking couple, don't you think? Maybe when they both die of starvation, they can save money by being buried in the same casket, I mean after all there should be no problem fitting them both inside!... just a thought.

and they are all of a sudden best friends? i doubt it. just because people get a long, doesn't mean they are best friends....let alone friends.