New mom and former Bachelor star Trista Sutter laments about not fitting into her size 26 jeans anymore. But you all weren't exactly sympathetic.
On-again couple Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon went on a Roman holiday.
Marie Osmond went down like a ton of bricks.
Britney Spears' court-appointed monitor was not impressed by her mothering skills. Brit and K-Fed took parenting class together. Her hit-and-run charge was dismissed. And her backup dancers are still waiting on their paychecks.
Nobody laughed at Halle Berry's Jewish cousin joke.
You feared and loathed Katie Holmes' peep-toe ankle booties.
We said goodbye to Hunter Tylo's son.
69% of you would vote for fake presidential candidate Stephen Colbert.
100% of us are kind of concerned about that.
Orlando Bloom has a model girlfriend -- no assembly necessary.