Write a Fashion Police for Rihanna

Rihanna seen leaving her hotel on September 11, 2013 in London, England. Credit: Neil P. Mockford/FilmMagic

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Write a snippy one-liner for this photo of Rihanna. If you want your joke to appear in a copy of Us Weekly, please leave your full name in your comment.