Write a Fashion Police Caption for Diane Keaton

Celebrity Style August 26, 2010 AT 12:40PM
Write a Fashion Police Caption for Diane Keaton Credit: Starsurf/Splash News Online

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Write a snippy one-liner for this photo of Oscar-winning actress Diane Keaton.

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  • August 31, 2010 - 5:10pm boy short

    haaha. When I saw the keyword boyshort I was thinking of this kind .boyshort.org not the frumpy masculine ones!

  • August 31, 2010 - 10:01am Wine & Garlic

    Annie Needs to go to the MALL... LOL!

  • August 31, 2010 - 9:34am Wine & Garlic

    Is that you Kay? Does She Look Older than 64?

  • August 30, 2010 - 11:54am Shannie K.

    The belt is a bit much. What am I saying, the whole thing is a bit much!

  • August 30, 2010 - 11:53am Shannie K.

    They make swimsuits for a reason!

  • August 30, 2010 - 11:52am Shannie K.

    The always overdressed Diane takes a dip in the ocean.

  • August 30, 2010 - 2:17am Marc M

    Not even a Great White would eat her.

  • August 29, 2010 - 8:43pm Lily

    "Something's Gotta Give" . . . here's hoping it's her sense of style . . .

  • August 27, 2010 - 10:43am GossipGirl

    The Family Stone? Or maybe the family should have thrown stones?

  • August 27, 2010 - 10:17am Messina Major

    ugly!!!but i waant the belt

  • August 27, 2010 - 9:48am Nelly

    I just love Diane Keaton but just not in this little black number but other than that black monstrosity she's wearing she looks great for her age so screw the haters

  • August 27, 2010 - 9:31am HANNAH

    OMG!! Bet Jack Nicholson wouldn't give a second look now.

  • August 27, 2010 - 8:32am NinjaDude_com

    Even her bathing suit was terrified of physical contact, imagine how the wet clothes feel! -Ninjadude

  • August 26, 2010 - 11:10pm noopy

    i actually think she looks pretty normal here? what's wrong? she looks her age, instead of a plastic unnatural face.

  • August 26, 2010 - 10:16pm Scratch 'N Sniff

    Is this Diane Keaton or Willie Nelson?

  • August 26, 2010 - 10:14pm Julie

    Oh Diane..what happened to the lovely gal from Annie Hall?

  • August 26, 2010 - 8:49pm BrookieC

    Matthew McConaughey in 25 years!!!

  • August 26, 2010 - 8:33pm Gina M

    Something's Gotta Go, and it starts with this outfit

  • August 26, 2010 - 8:21pm luvie70

    Please people..everyone is so critical. Better than walking around in mini skirts and high heels to take your kids shopping...shall I mention Kate!! Diane looks comfortable in her own skin and comfortable clothes..she is one who doesn't pretend to be a fashion model..just being herself...give her a break!!

  • August 26, 2010 - 8:15pm Janae

    "Its the new boy short for women over 60."

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