Write a Fashion Police Caption for Kelly Rowland

Write a Fashion Police caption for Kelly Rowland, pictured at the iHeartRadio music festival on Sept. 20, 2013 in Las Vegas. Credit: Chelsea Lauren/WireImage

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Write a snippy one-liner for this photo of Kelly Rowland. If you want your joke to appear in a copy of Us Weekly, please leave your full name in your comment.