Write a Fashion Police Caption for Liza Minnelli

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Think you have what it takes to be an Us Top Cop? Write a snippy one-liner for this photo of Liza Minelli at Monday's premiere of Sex and the City 2 in New York.

Be sure to include your e-mail address before posting (it won't show up below), and a name you wouldn't mind seeing in the magazine.